May checkpoint

Sa isang pampasaherong jeep… Driver: Mga sir at mam, favor naman. Yung mga panget dyan at patapon, pakibaba na ho at may checkpoint po dyan sa unahan. Pasahero: Ok po kuya. Pero kuya, sino na po magda-drive ngayon? SHARE RELATED POSTS

Mga puting buhok

Anak: Nay, ang dami mo na palang puting buhok! Nanay: Yes. Every time na nagpapasaway yung anak, dumadami puting buhok ng nanay. Anak: Ah ganun po ba? Kaya pala mommy puti na rin lahat ng buhok ni lola! SHARE RELATED POSTS

Attractive eyes

Juan: You know girl, your friend told me that you have very attractive eyes. Girl: Really! (Giggles). Why did she say so? Juan: Because your eyes attract each other! SHARE RELATED POSTS

Mag-ingat ka, Friend!

Friend, pinag huhuli daw ngayon ang mga pogi, tisoy, guapo, cute at mga… Opps, teka lang may mini-message lang ako! Bitawan nyo ako! Saan nyo ako dadalhin. Ano ba?! Friend, help! SHARE RELATED POSTS

Mga klase ng pag-iibigan

Mga klase ng pag-iibigan na… Pag panget si lalake pero maganda si babae, ang tawag dyan…True Love Pag panget si babae pero guapo si lalaki, ang tawag dyan…Gayuma Pag maganda si babae at guapo si lalaki, ang tawag dyan…Tadhana Pag parehong panget si lalaki at babae, ang tawag dyan…No choice SHARE RELATED POSTS

How Young Am I?

A old and wrinkling actress visited Dra. Vicky Belo and spent a Million Peso for her beauty reconstruction. Feeling good about herself after the procedures, she went and queue in a nearby Coffee Shop to refresh herself with coffee and donut. While it is her turn on the counter, she asked the sales clerk “How […]

Puedi na ba mag Bra

Anak sigi’g hangyo sa amahan kung puede na ba kuno sya mag sul-ob ug bra… Anak: Dad, puede na ko mag bra. After all, I’m 18 na baya. Dad: Naunsa ka?! Dili puede, maduklan ta baya ka ron. Anak: But daaad, all my friends are wearing bra na! Dad: Hoy pag puyo diha, bayuta ka! […]

Ang mahiwagang Pader

Isang araw si Tonyo at ang kanyang mga magulang na galing sa malayung lalawigan ay napagawi sa isang mall sa bayan. Ng si Tonyo at ang kanyang ama ay napadaan sa harap ng isang elevator… Tonyo: Tay, ano yan tingnan mo ang pader na nagsasara at nagbubukas? Ama: Aba, eh di ko nga din alam […]

Heavenly Squirrels

One day Nicole Kidman, Jessica Simpson and Angelina Jolie, all past their prime, went on for a regular plastic surgery and beauty enhancement. Suddenly, the surgical clinic went on fire and all three of them died. On the way to the gates of heaven and hell, they met St. Peter “Oh, hey dashing ladies,” greeted […]

Vegetable garden

Monina is tending to her garden but no matter what she’d do to her tomatoes, it still won’t go ripe and still green. Her neighbor Lili however, offered a solution. “When the moon is full tonight, walk through your garden fully naked. The tomatoes will get embarrassed and they’ll turn red, ” Lili suggested. Monina […]