Langaw
Isyot gabuhat sa iyang assignment sa Science. Iyang giputlan sa duha ka book tiil ang langaw… Isyot: Langaw, lupad! Langaw, ni lupad. Langaw, giputlan sa tanang tiil. Isyot: Lupad, lupad! Langaw, giputlan sa mga pako. Isyot: Lupad, lupad. Lupaaad! Langaw, wa na mulupad. Isyot: I therefore conclude nga ang langaw nga giputlan sa mga pako […]
A doctor losing his job
A good doctor is in danger of losing his job because of just one unprofessional mishap. He had sex with his patient. It is such a shame to him and his professional circle. Knowing that he was a dashing and an accomplished veterinarian! SHARE RELATED POSTS
It’s a Bite Hit
A pet owner went inside a bar with his crocodile pet. He pose a challenge against those inside the bar. Pet Owner: I’ll jack-up open my pet’s mouth and put my penis inside it. Then after he opens his mouth again you buy me a beer if my wanker is still intact! The crowd approves […]
I am the son
A newbie reporter was finding ways to please his media team. Upon hearing of an accident at a roadside beside a private farm, he rushed to the site immediately. A car was involved along with a casualty, but a large crowd had gathered and the reporter could not get near the car. Seeing another news […]
GRO at Elepante
Dok: OMG Miss, what happened to your vagina. Ang laki na ng giwang? GRO: Dok, ne-rape po akong elepante. Dok: O, eh and liit lang naman ng itits ng elepante? GRO: Gagong elepante yun. Fininger muna ako bago ne-rape! SHARE RELATED POSTS
Butiki
May butiki, nalaglag galing sa bubong… Henyo: Aha! Hemidactylus frenatus. Kikay: Ewww, lizard! Siga: Shit, butiki! Sosyalera: Shucks, butiks! Mayaman: Yuck, Lacoste! Mahirap: Wow, ulam! Lasingero: Oyy mga brad, pulutan! SHARE RELATED POSTS
Applying for US Visa
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa… Consul: What is your name?Arab: Abdul Aziz. Consul: Sex?Arab: Six to ten times a week. Consul: What I mean is male or female?Arab: Both male and female and even Camels too! Consul: Oh, holy cow!Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too! Consul: Oh Man! […]
The Composition
Teacher: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Clyde: No, mam, it’s the same dog. SHARE RELATED POSTS
What is Ethics?
Sa isang classroom… Titser: Peter, what is Ethics? Peter: Etiks are smaller than ducks, mam! Titser: Okey Peter, that duck will lay an egg on your report card. SHARE COPY RELATED POSTS COMMENTS Sa isang classroom… Titser: Peter, what is Ethics? Peter: Etiks are smaller than ducks, mam! Titser: Okey Peter, that duck will lay an egg […]
Baby Centipede
Lumapit si Baby Centipede kay Daddy Centipede at may ibinulong. Hinimatay ang dad. Ano ang ibinulong ni Baby Centipede kay Daddy Centipede?
