Bugaw: Boss! Gusto mo ng chicks, P1,500 lang, bata pa, estudyante.
Customer: Mahal masyado! Wala bang mas mura, yung mas magaling pa sa estudyante?
Bugaw: Meron boss. P100 lang…yung principal!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!