Headlines ngayon, panis na tong jokes noon!
May good news,– Walang bad news! Tahanang walang hagdan,– Inakyat! Isang bakla ginahasa,– Tuwang-tuwa! Pandak na madre,– Napagkamalng penguin! Bulag, nakapatay,– Nandilim daw ang panignin!
One day, a bisaya killer meets 3 women along the way…
Killer: Hoy, ikaw. Bisaya ka noh?
Woman 1: Hende bah!
Bang!
Killer: Ikaw, bisaya ka din
Woman 2: Hindi ah!
Killer: Ah ok. Ano pangalan mo?
Woman 2: Tirisa!
Bang!
Killer:Â O Ikaw, malamang bisaya ka rin!
Woman 3: Hindi ah!
Killer: Ok. Ano pangalan mo
Woman 3: Bening!
Killer: Very good!
While the killer is leaving, Woman 3 is so happy and jumpy…
Woman 3: Yis! Yis! Yis!
Bang!Â
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