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Bisaya killer

One day, a bisaya killer meets 3 women along the way…

Killer: Hoy, ikaw. Bisaya ka noh?

Woman 1: Hende bah!

Bang!

Killer: Ikaw, bisaya ka din

Woman 2: Hindi ah!

Killer: Ah ok. Ano pangalan mo?

Woman 2: Tirisa!

Bang!

Killer: O Ikaw, malamang bisaya ka rin!

Woman 3: Hindi ah!

Killer: Ok. Ano pangalan mo

Woman 3: Bening!

Killer: Very good!

While the killer is leaving, Woman 3 is so happy and jumpy…

Woman 3: Yis! Yis! Yis!

Bang! 

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