One day, a bisaya killer meets 3 women along the way…
Killer: Hoy, ikaw. Bisaya ka noh?
Woman 1: Hende bah!
Killer: Ikaw, bisaya ka din?
Woman 2: Hindi ah!
Killer: Ah ok. Ano pangalan mo?
Woman 2: Tirisa!
Killer: Ikaw, bisaya ka rin noh!
Woman 3: Hindi ah!
Killer: Ok. Ano pangalan mo?
Woman 3: Bening!
Killer: Very good!
While the killer is leaving, Woman 3 is so happy and jumpy…
Woman 3: Yis! Yis! Yis!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!