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Be strong

An ex-convict escaped the penitentiary, rob a house and tied the couple. He kissed the wife then whisper in her ears and then proceeded to the bathroom…

Husband: Make him happy or else he will kill us! Be strong, I love you!

Wife: Don’t worry he told me he is a gay and asked me where is the Petroleum Jelly. I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong, I love you too!




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