Hard forever

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A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young Man: Awesome! Gay Leader: In here, we have a magic pond that gives your wish whatever you wanted to. Just face your reflection in the water and spell your wish. […]

Ayaw na

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Napapansin ni Mags na ayaw nang makipag sex sa kanya ng kanyang mister na si Migs. Ka humingi sya ng tulong sa kanyang bestfriend… Tsang: Madali lang yan mare. Mamayang gabi, magbihis ka na parang call girl. Tapus tumayo ka sa nilalakaran nya pauwi, at yun, yayain mo sya. Mags: Sige nga, masubukan! At nang […]

Dirty old man jerking

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A couple riding in a three-sitter bus… Wife: Hon, there’s an old man jerking beside me. Husband: Nah, honey. Just ignore him. You know, there will always be perverts in every places. Wife: But hon I can’t, he’s using my hand! SHARE RELATED POSTS

On the mirror

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Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they put on their lipstick. Janitor: Madam Principal, your good girls are messing up those mirrors in our toilet. Principal: No worries. I’ve got to do something. Next school day, the […]

Maraming tao

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Sa isang sikat na fastfood resto nakisiksik at kumain ang mag ama… Tatay: Anak, sikat talaga itong fastfood na ito at ang daming kumakain. Nagsisiksikan na nga tayo oh. Anak: Oo, tay. Lagi nga kami dito kumakain ng mga kaklase ko. Tatay: Ah, talaga. Ba’t parang naluluha ka ata? Anak: Wala naman ho tay. Kanina […]

Pueding pang-business

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Medyo tipsy na si Makoy sa isang Beer Garden kung saan lagi syan umiinom. Nilapitan sya ng isang nagpakilalang negosyate at inabutan sya ng calling card… Makoy: Aba, eh plastic toy manufacturer pala kayo Negosyante: Oo, at profitable ang business ko na yan. Napansin ng negosyante ang dalawang malilit na bolang nilalaro ni Makoy… Negosyante: […]

Ba’t ko pa aayusin

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Isang umaga… Nanay: Anak, ayusin mo yang kama mo at ang gulo. Daig mo pa nakipag wrestling sa aswang kagabi. Anak: Hayaan mo na nay. Magugulo lang din ulet yan. Nanay: Eh, ano ngayon. Ayusin mo pa rin. Anak: Wag na nay, parang nagmahal lang ako nyan – masasaktan lang din muli! Nanay: Charut! Nag-emote […]

Ang tanong

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Sa buhay natin di talaga maiwasan na may makakatagpo ka at makikilala mo. Magiging close mo at magiging kayo. Ayun, napagtanto mo, mahal mo na pala sya. Pero ang tanong… Kumain ka na ba. Ako kasi tapus na. Kakaimote mo, baka nalipasan ka na ng gutom! SHARE RELATED POSTS

May checkpoint

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Sa isang pampasaherong jeep… Driver: Mga sir at mam, favor naman. Yung mga panget dyan at patapon, pakibaba na ho at may checkpoint po dyan sa unahan. Pasahero: Ok po kuya. Pero kuya, sino na po magda-drive ngayon? SHARE RELATED POSTS

Who’s the Boss?

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One day, all body parts held an emergency convention to decide on an important matter… Heart: Each of us should explain why you should be in-charge of the body and be the boss among us. Then we shall cast our vote. So, one by one, each body part explained and retorted each other… Blood: Well, […]