Headlines ngayon, panis na tong jokes noon!

May good news,– Walang bad news! Tahanang walang hagdan,– Inakyat! Isang bakla ginahasa,– Tuwang-tuwa! Pandak na madre,– Napagkamalng penguin! Bulag, nakapatay,– Nandilim daw ang panignin! Tindira ng suka,– Tinoyo! Teacher, nagkamali,– Tinuruan ng leksyon! Basurero, nagsampa ng kaso,– Binasura! Tuberong manyakis,– Nagkatulo! Misis ng photographer,– Nakunan! Matsing na nagbabasa ng jokes,– Tuwang-tuwa! SHARE RELATED POSTS

Top 15 Quick Jokes – Volume 1

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?– Because they make up everything. Why did the tomato turn red?– Because it saw the salad dressing. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?– Nothing, it just let out a little wine. Why did the scarecrow win an award?– Because he was outstanding in his field. Why […]

Hard forever

A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young Man: Awesome! Gay Leader: In here, we have a magic pond that gives your wish whatever you wanted to. Just face your reflection in the water and spell your wish. […]

Ayaw na

Napapansin ni Mags na ayaw nang makipag sex sa kanya ng kanyang mister na si Migs. Ka humingi sya ng tulong sa kanyang bestfriend… Tsang: Madali lang yan mare. Mamayang gabi, magbihis ka na parang call girl. Tapus tumayo ka sa nilalakaran nya pauwi, at yun, yayain mo sya. Mags: Sige nga, masubukan! At nang […]

Dirty old man jerking

A couple riding in a three-sitter bus… Wife: Hon, there’s an old man jerking beside me. Husband: Nah, honey. Just ignore him. You know, there will always be perverts in every places. Wife: But hon I can’t, he’s using my hand! SHARE RELATED POSTS

On the mirror

Three naughty conyo students at an exclusive girl’s school had a wicked habit of pressing their lips against a newly cleaned toilet mirror after they put on their lipstick. Janitor: Madam Principal, your good girls are messing up those mirrors in our toilet. Principal: No worries. I’ve got to do something. Next school day, the […]

Maraming tao

Sa isang sikat na fastfood resto nakisiksik at kumain ang mag ama… Tatay: Anak, sikat talaga itong fastfood na ito at ang daming kumakain. Nagsisiksikan na nga tayo oh. Anak: Oo, tay. Lagi nga kami dito kumakain ng mga kaklase ko. Tatay: Ah, talaga. Ba’t parang naluluha ka ata? Anak: Wala naman ho tay. Kanina […]

Pueding pang-business

Medyo tipsy na si Makoy sa isang Beer Garden kung saan lagi syan umiinom. Nilapitan sya ng isang nagpakilalang negosyate at inabutan sya ng calling card… Makoy: Aba, eh plastic toy manufacturer pala kayo Negosyante: Oo, at profitable ang business ko na yan. Napansin ng negosyante ang dalawang malilit na bolang nilalaro ni Makoy… Negosyante: […]

Ba’t ko pa aayusin

Isang umaga… Nanay: Anak, ayusin mo yang kama mo at ang gulo. Daig mo pa nakipag wrestling sa aswang kagabi. Anak: Hayaan mo na nay. Magugulo lang din ulet yan. Nanay: Eh, ano ngayon. Ayusin mo pa rin. Anak: Wag na nay, parang nagmahal lang ako nyan – masasaktan lang din muli! Nanay: Charut! Nag-emote […]

Ang tanong

Sa buhay natin di talaga maiwasan na may makakatagpo ka at makikilala mo. Magiging close mo at magiging kayo. Ayun, napagtanto mo, mahal mo na pala sya. Pero ang tanong… Kumain ka na ba. Ako kasi tapus na. Kakaimote mo, baka nalipasan ka na ng gutom! SHARE RELATED POSTS