May checkpoint
Sa isang pampasaherong jeep… Driver: Mga sir at mam, favor naman. Yung mga panget dyan at patapon, pakibaba na ho at may checkpoint po dyan
Juan: You know girl, your friend told me that you have very attractive eyes.
Girl: Really! (Giggles). Why did she say so?
Juan: Because your eyes attract each other!
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