Juan: You know girl, your friend told me that you have very attractive eyes.
Girl: Really! (Giggles). Why did she say so?
Juan: Because your eyes attract each other!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!