Juan: Bakit kaya may asin ang dagat?
Pedro: Sus! Ano ka ba. Kung walang asin and dagat, eh di bilasa na lahat ng isda!
Juan: Ah ok. Beri gud!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!