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Anselmo, oh Anselmo!

Mag-asawa mabilisang nag-sex sa isang motel…

Pedro: Oh, honey ang saya ko pag nagkaka-enkwentro tayong dalawa!

Magda: Ako din. Ako din Anselmo, oh Anselmo!

Pedro: Huh?! Anong Anselmo. Si Pedro ako.

Napabalikwas si Pedro at binulyawan and kanyang asawa…

Pedro: Anselmo pala ha! Sabi ko na nga bang may iba kang kinakalantari.

Magda: Ulol! Yang Cellphone mo, nasa pwetan ko at nauupuan ko.

Pedro: Ay, ganun he he.

Magda: Burara ka!

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