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A dirty perverted young man died and went paradise where he is welcomed by groups of gays… Gay Leader: Hey dude, welcome to paradise. Young
Mag-asawa mabilisang nag-sex sa isang motel…
Pedro: Oh, honey ang saya ko pag nagkaka-enkwentro tayong dalawa!
Magda: Ako din. Ako din Anselmo, oh Anselmo!
Pedro: Huh?! Anong Anselmo. Si Pedro ako.
Napabalikwas si Pedro at binulyawan and kanyang asawa…
Pedro: Anselmo pala ha! Sabi ko na nga bang may iba kang kinakalantari.
Magda: Ulol! Yang Cellphone mo, nasa pwetan ko at nauupuan ko.
Pedro: Ay, ganun he he.
Magda: Burara ka!
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