What’s the Password?
LOL Philippines
August 18, 2021
Jake was in his house when he was called for an office errand. So, he left for the office with his desktop computer open. Meanwhile,
Tatay inutusan ang anak na bumili sa tindahan…
Tatay: Anak bili mo nga ako ng softdrink sa tindahan.
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Tatay: Coke.
Anak: Regular o Sugar Free?
Tatay: Regular.
Anak: Sa Bote o sa Lata?
Tatay: Bote.
Anak: 8oz o 12oz?
Tatay: 12oz.
Anak: May deposito o wala?
Tatay: Wala. Aba! Ang dami mo tanong ah! Umalis ka na nga!
Anak: Lalakad o Tatakbo?
Tatay: Eh kung hampasin kaya kita dyan!
Anak: Ng walis tambo o walis ting-ting?
Tatay: Ahhhh!
Anak: Eh-eh, oh-uh!
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