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Anong klase ba?

Tatay inutusan ang anak na bumili sa tindahan…

Tatay: Anak bili mo nga ako ng softdrink sa tindahan.

Anak: Coke o Pepsi?

Tatay: Coke.

Anak: Regular o Sugar Free?

Tatay: Regular.

Anak: Sa Bote o sa Lata?

Tatay: Bote.

Anak: 8oz o 12oz?

Tatay: 12oz. 

Anak: May deposito o wala?

Tatay: Wala. Aba! Ang dami mo tanong ah! Umalis ka na nga!

Anak: Lalakad o Tatakbo?

Tatay: Eh kung hampasin kaya kita dyan!

Anak: Ng walis tambo o walis ting-ting?

Tatay: Ahhhh!

Anak: Eh-eh, oh-uh!


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