Titser: Maria, ano ang tawag dito (pointing to the male sex organ in the blackboard)?
Maria: Mam, meron daddy ko nyan. Pag maliit, ginagamit nya pang-ihi. Pag malaki, ginagamit na pang toothbrush ni yaya!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!