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Amo at Inday

Amo: Hoy, Inday! Bakit sunog ang sinaing?

Inday: Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the Oriza sativa to change its state of color, smell as well as taste.

Amo: In other words, you didn’t apply your knowledge about heat conductors and left the Oriza sativa to burn!

Akala mo, nosebleed ako’ no?! Nagi-study na ako.

Bring it on! Bitch!




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