Amo: Hoy, Inday! Bakit sunog ang sinaing?
Inday: Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus effect of the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the Oriza sativa to change its state of color, smell as well as taste.
Amo: In other words, you didn’t apply your knowledge about heat conductors and left the Oriza sativa to burn!
Akala mo, nosebleed ako’ no?! Nagi-study na ako.
Bring it on! Bitch!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!