Ben and Dan were happily fishing in a big lake. It’s been hours but both of them haven’t have any catch. Until Ben decided to pull his line.
To his surprise, a rusty old lamp was reeled by his hook. To his dismay he took off the lamp and rub it clean a bit. Behold, a genie puffed-out of the lamp.
Genie: One wish boy, one wish!
Ben: Alright. turn the entire lake into beer.
Genie: Your wish is my command!
The entire lake turned into beer.
Dan: You idiot! Now, where do we pee?
Ben: In the boat. Ha ha ha!
Don’t miss out a dose of your laughter as your best medicine!
When you sleep at 4am, is it going to bed to early or to late?
Son: Mom, I’m going to the moon someday!
Mom: Nah, son! NASA has already stopped sending monkeys to the moon!