Headlines ngayon, panis na tong jokes noon!
May good news,– Walang bad news! Tahanang walang hagdan,– Inakyat! Isang bakla ginahasa,– Tuwang-tuwa! Pandak na madre,– Napagkamalng penguin! Bulag, nakapatay,– Nandilim daw ang panignin!
Ben and Dan were happily fishing in a big lake. It’s been hours but both of them haven’t have any catch. Until Ben decided to pull his line.
To his surprise, a rusty old lamp was reeled by his hook. To his dismay he took off the lamp and rub it clean a bit. Behold, a genie puffed-out of the lamp.
Genie: One wish boy, one wish!
Ben: Alright. turn the entire lake into beer.
Genie: Your wish is my command!
The entire lake turned into beer.
Dan: You idiot! Now, where do we pee?
Ben: In the boat. Ha ha ha!
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